TheChez.net

by Hydro033

Well, since their warehouse was broken into last time, the colonist decided that security is now a priority. If you ask me, it should have been from the beginning. Anyway, that ex-drug trafficker, who served 6 years hard time, took the charge and really laid the smack down on the security. I respect this guy. He got to business, worked his ass off, and really fortified the place. He blocked entrances and reinforced doors.

Meanwhile, the crazy scientists were building some weapons. That sweet crazy scientist, John, built this flamethrower while Vlad (not the Impaler) built claymore mines. Man, how can you not love scientists? Then, John made this fucking awesome taser thing. Straight out of science fiction, John built this rod with lightning arcs on the end that shock the shit out of you, he’s a regular Tesla.

This chick, who is a martial arts expert, built a gym with a punching bag and was teaching the women how to defends themselves. It was good idea but some people, like Mike, didn’t think it was a priority. I don’t think so either because their lives are not going to be in danger on this show… Maybe they don’t realize but Discovery won’t allow them to get fucked up.

A caravan (a la Fallout 3) road into the place wanting to barter. The traders had weapons and the trading was very intense, but the colonist got essential supplies such as chickens, a generator, cooking oil, gasoline, and other things. Hopefully this will improve their stay. Meanwhile, Mike fixed an old track that they plan to make a battle wagon out of or to use for an escape vehicle. Little do the colonist know that they will be shown an escape route at the end of the series.

Stay tuned chilllll’run! It’s Three Dog! Bow Wow! 0.5/5 Chezwicks – because they made sick weapons.